Your garden,
Professional dog poop removal across Cape Town. Fixed weekly visits, vet-grade F10 disinfection, and we take every bit of waste away with us. First clean is free.
No contracts · Cancel anytime · Same week availability
Dog waste is more than just an eyesore
Dog poop contains bacteria, parasites, and pathogens that stay active in your lawn for months. It kills grass, contaminates run-off water, and poses real health risks to children and pets.
Most Cape Town homes generate 1–2kg of dog waste per week. That's waste that piles up, smells, and sits there — unless someone scoops it.
We scoop so you don't have to
Oh Sht! visits your property on a fixed weekly day, removes every piece of waste, and disinfects all equipment with veterinary-grade F10 so we never carry germs between gardens. You get a clean, safe garden without lifting a finger.
See how it worksHow it works
Three steps. Zero effort on your part.
Book online or WhatsApp
Tell us about your dogs and garden — takes under 2 minutes. Your first visit is completely free.
We scoop & disinfect
We remove every piece of waste and disinfect our equipment with vet-grade F10 before arriving at your property.
Same day, every week
A fixed visit day so you always know when your garden will be clean. No guessing, no chasing.
Everything included, every time
- Full removal & disposal of all waste — we take it with us
- Vet-grade F10 disinfection of all equipment between every property
- A fixed weekly visit day so you always know when we're coming
F10 disinfection — why it matters
F10 is the same veterinary-grade disinfectant used in animal hospitals worldwide. We spray every piece of equipment between every property visit — so the germs from your neighbour's dog never reach your garden.
We take it with us
Unlike some services, we don't bag waste and leave it in your bins. We remove it completely from your property and dispose of it responsibly.
From R150/week
No contracts, no hidden fees, cancel anytime. Your first clean is completely free so you can see the service before spending a cent.
First 20 clients: 20% off monthly — spots go fast
1 dog
R150/week
R640 R512/mo
2 dogs
R175/week
R750 R600/mo
3 dogs
R200/week
R860 R688/mo
4 dogs
R225/week
R970 R776/mo
Proudly serving Cape Town
We're a local Cape Town service. Not sure if we reach your suburb yet? Send us a quick message and we'll let you know.
Check if we cover youCommon questions
- How is my monthly rate calculated?
- Your monthly rate is your weekly rate multiplied by 4.33 — the average number of weeks in a month. So 1 dog = R150 × 4.33 = R650, rounded to R640 for your convenience.
- Is there a contract or minimum term?
- No contracts, no minimum term, cancel anytime. We earn your business visit by visit.
- What does 'first clean FREE' mean?
- Your very first visit is completely free — no payment, no commitment. See exactly what we do before spending a cent.
- What if I'm not home or the gate is locked when you arrive?
- No problem — we just need access to the area being cleaned. If we arrive and can't get in, we'll wait up to 15 minutes and try to reach you. If we still can't get access, we'll reschedule your visit for later that week where possible. If we can't fit a reschedule in, that visit is skipped (no carry-over) — so the easiest thing is to make sure the gate is open or we have a way in on your visit day.
- Is there a launch discount?
- Yes. Our first 20 clients get 20% off their monthly rate for as long as they stay with us. Weekly rates stay the same — the discount applies to monthly billing. Spots are limited and go fast, so book your free first clean to lock it in.
- What is F10 disinfection?
- F10 is a veterinary-grade disinfectant used in clinics worldwide. We disinfect all our scooping equipment between every single property so we never carry germs from one garden to yours.
- What areas do you cover?
- We currently serve the Southern Suburbs, Atlantic Seaboard, Northern Suburbs, City Bowl, and West Coast areas of Cape Town. Contact us if you're unsure whether we cover your area.
- How do I add a second weekly visit?
- Add a second visit each week for just R80/week (R340/month). Simply mention it when you book.
Ready for a clean garden?
Your first visit is completely free. No commitment, no contracts — just a cleaner garden.